Guts

I was elected to lead, not to read... But you should read this shortstory... no you shouldn't actually. Wikipedia says that over 40 people around the world fainted when Chuck Palahniuk read it on his promotion tour for Haunted. It is disgusting and gross but also hilarious. And it ruined my appetite for carrots a bit, but now everytime I see a carrot I have to grin. That means that I have to do a lot of grinning on Saturdays. So just read it, you probably won't find it disturbing... much